- Dude: Sorry babe I don't want such a silly thing to ruin us. Have a good night.
- Me: Huh?
- What silly thing, "Dude"?
- Dude: Uhhhh psssst. Yeah that was sent to the wrong person. Texting after a nap not a good thing
- Me: Guess not.
- Dude: Soooo. Dinner?
I know you all want to know if I went to dinner. Yes. Mostly just to see him squirm in his explanation. I found this to be absolutely hysterical and it helped me to keep some humor instead of flinging my bacon-wrapped shrimp and cheesy grits at him. Onward and upward!